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Jenny's nude pictorial appears in the July 2012 issue alongside an interview with her boyfriend (on TV) Charlie Sheen. And if you're worried about how her Juggy McCarthys will look nearly 20 years after she first exposed them, remember- silicone don't sag.

See more from Chicago's own Jenny McCarthy right here on MrSkin.com

Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author of Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.

Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.

We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved):

SKIN CENTRAL: Hi Judy! Do you remember the first movie nude scene you ever saw? What were the circumstances?

JUDY MCGUIRE: I believe there were boobs in Animal House. This was my first R-rated movie and I was with my super-Catholic mom and my little sister, so I recall the handjob scene being intensely uncomfortable..

SC: As a professional advice columnist: what's the best way for men who are into porn (ie, all of them) to approach the subject with squeamish girlfriends/wives?

JMcG: Sure, there are women who find porn disgusting, and there are plenty who like it, but the ones who hate it tend to be far more vocal. I’ve even heard from some ladies who consider beating it to porn to be a form of infidelity. Uh, no.

If we rule out the porn that is actually (IMHO) disgusting—scat, rape-play, that kind of thing—I think the biggest problem women have is that they compare themselves to the women on film. Not many of us have porn-star bods. But if the men in their lives would lavish praise—and sex—on their wives or girlfriends it would go a long way towards alleviating the grief. Jerking off to porn is a lot easier than seducing a wife, and guys run into trouble when they neglect their wives in favor of BurningAngel.com or whatever.

SC: What is the optimum combination of sex, drugs & rock n' roll in order to be cool, but not die?

JMcG: Moderation may not be the most fun answer, but it really is an effective survival strategy. So moderation and also avoiding the opiate family altogether.

SC: How did you brainstorm the lists for the book, and were there any that didn't make the cut?

JMcG:Unfortunately, Jiz Lee’s fantastic contribution “Four Songs About Fisting,” was deemed too filthy by both publishers! Who doesn’t love fisting?

SC: You have a lot of awesome guests who contributed lists to the book. Was there anybody you were really surprised got back to you?

JMcG: All my contributors were equally amazing, but some of the surprises were the people I approached blind. Like Andrew W.K.—never met him, just sent him an email. He was a total sweetheart and completely professional and fun. Though I never dealt with her directly, Coco’s people were fantastic. I’ve always adored Gwar so when Oderus Urungus took time out from smoking crack and banging space virgins to write the intro, I was honored. But really, everyone was wonderful.

SC: How can we get more Judy?

JMcG: I write a sex and love advice column called “Dategirl” for the Seattle Weekly (read it HERE), do a weekly radio show called The Mike & Judy Show (listen to it HERE), and have a blog, a Tumblr, AND I’m on Twitter. Phew!

Get fist-deep into The Official Book of Sex, Drugs & Rock N' Roll on Amazon, and "Like" it on Facebook for all the latest Sex, Drugs & Rock n' Roll news!

Rachael Taylor's old show Charlie's Angels may have been canceled, but she's landing on her feet- more specifically, on the demonic thriller 666 Park Avenue. And speaking of little devils, you can make the one in your pants happy with Rachael's bathtub scene in 2010's Summer Coda.

Autumn Reeser may only have a small part in the bunch-of-dudes-trapped-in-a-submarine action-drama Last Resort, but a little bit of Autumn is better than no Autumn at all. And speaking of submarines, check out Autumn's nude debut in The Big Bang (2011)...it'll really raise your periscope!

Finally, two skin veterans team up for a sitcom that, for better or for worse, is at the top of the ABC fall comedy pack. Sarah Chalke, who you may recall from her turn as a sexy MD on Scrubs, plays a newly single mom forced to move back in with her parents on How to Live with Your Parents for the Rest of Your Life. Weeds star Elizabeth Perkins co-stars as Sarah's filthy-minded mother, and if you think this looks bad, it could be worse. It could be The Neighbors.

Join us again tomorrow as we check out the hottest stars of new series coming this fall on NBC and CBS!

We're still in the doldrums for new, nude releases on DVD and Blu-ray, but this week things are looking up as the NC-17 '70s shocker 1900 (1976) hits Blu-ray with Stefania Casini's SKINfamous double handy scene with Gerard Depardieu and Robert DeNiro. Speaking of the '70s, the Walking Tall Trilogy also hits Blu-ray this week, featuring drive-in skin in Walking Tall (1973) and Walking Tall, Part 2 (1975). And if butch middle-aged Irishwomen flashing their jugs is your thing, you'll be handling your Nobbs as Albert Nobbs (2011) hits DVD and Blu-ray.

Plus, unzip your Levi's and prepare to fire your six-shooter as the XXX classic Debbie Does Dallas (1978) gets a deluxe DVD release:

1900 (1976) follows the lives of two guys from different classes (one's a peasant, the other a landowner) in turn-of-the-century Italy and explores how the country was affected by the rise of fascism. If you're still reading, there's ample reason to sit through the heady proceedings, specifically Stefania Casini and Dominique Sanda, both of whom get quite skinful. The uncut film is even more controversial. One deleted scene features a freaky threesome and another the graphic rape/murder of a young boy at the hands of the fascists. It was not a very good year, but there were some randy highlights. Fast Forward to the 2-hour, 4-minute mark, where Stefania plays with the big boys, whacking off both Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu, though all we see are her perky nude bouncers. She then has a seizure, which sends her (naked) ass up.

Carrying a big stick can come in handy whether you speak softly or yell like a maniac. For proof, consult the efficacy of the man-and-cudgel combo in Walking Tall (1973). Buford Pusser was a real-life Southern tough guy whose battles against a hick town’s corruption and iniquity were elevated to the level of ultra-violent legend well before his character made it to the big screen as portrayed by Joe Don Baker. Walking Tall is universally regarded as one of the most grim and brutal true stories ever filmed. Unsparing in its depiction of the human character at its ugliest, director Phil Karlson’s most lasting effort nevertheless exults in the courage of one man willing to risk everything to fight back for what he knows is right. Fast-forward to the 1-hour, 31-minute mark as intoxicating, vulnerable blonde Lynn Borden breaks a sweat while lying butt up and bare to receive forty lashes.

In the first installment of Walking Tall (1973), Sheriff Buford Pusser, as aptly characterized by Joe Don Baker, was shot several times in the face by a machine gun, and his wife was brutally murdered by his enemies. What the hell more did Pusser hope to achieve by coming back for Walking Tall Part II (1975)? Maybe he wanted the big pay check. Walking Tall Part II was intended to star Pusser playing himself, but the Tennessee stud was killed in a suspicious car wreck just as filming was set to commence. Burly Bo Svenson filled in for the felled lawman, picking up the dropped cudgel and staving in a satisfying quantity of Southern mob heads until the closing credits finally rolled.Was it intended or was it a fluke? Either way the peekaboo boobs of Angel Tompkins pop out from an unbuttoned blouse and are preserved for centuries to come 1 hour, 16 minutes in.

Glenn Close does her best Victor/Victoria in the gender-bending drama Albert Nobbs (2011). Albert (Close) first disguised herself as a man to become a butler in one of Dublin’s poshest hotels. But then Albert meets Huber (Janet McTeer), who as it turns out is also packing a poon in his/her pants. Not only does Huber “pass,” she’s happily married to a woman, giving Albert hope that she isn’t doomed to die alone. So Albert starts romancing Helen (Mia Wasikowska), but there’s just one problem- Helen’s already shacked up with hunky painter Joe (Aaron Johnson). Glenn Close might be dressed like a dude, but you’ll know better when her right breast pops out of her corset 18 minutes in. Plus, Janet McTeer reveals her secret in dramatic, tit-flashing fashion at the 28-minute mark. You’ll be handling your Nobbs.

Yeeeeeeeeeee-haw! Put on your ten-gallon hat and cock your six-shooter, cowboy, because we’re getting down with the hot, horny cheerleaders of Debbie Does Dallas (1978). Bambi Woods stars as Debbie, a high-school cheerleading captain whose dreams of trying out for the Texas Cowgirls are in jeopardy when her parents refuse to pay her bus fare to Texas. Her cheerleading pals eagerly offer to help raise the money, and when Debbie discovers hard men are a great source of hard cash, the whole squad gets in on the sacktion. Arcadia Lake, Merle Michaels, Georgette Sanders, Misty Winter, and Kasey Rodgers play Debbie's pom-pom pals, and all display full nudity and full penetration. It'll give you a hard-on the size of Texas!

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!

Comely Canadian Jessica Pare appears in Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) for all of one minute, but oh, what a minute it is! In fact, Jessica says that despite her new-found success as Mrs. Don Draper on Mad Men, people she meets (especially men) tend to remember her for her topless scene:

“I cross into the States from Canada a lot, and the border guards always say, ‘You’re an actor, what have you done?’" Jessica tells New York Magazine's Vulture in a new profile. "I always try Mad Men, but I guess it’s not our target audience. So then I’m like, ‘Hot Tub Time Machine?’ And they’re like, ‘We love that movie!’”

No big shocker there- Mr. Skin awarded Jessica the Anatomy Award for Best Breasts of 2010. But Jessica's not jealous of all the attention that gets lavished on her jugs: " “I think tits can be funny,”she says. Sure, funny...that's the word...

See Jessica Pare's perfect pair SKIN motion with Hot Tub Time Machine right here at MrSkin.com!